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You’ll be struggling not to smile at our Best Dad Joke Rundown – just in time for Father’s Day

FATHER’S DAY is the annual festival of fathers.

We’ll praise our dads for everything from their ability to put our minds at ease during the most difficult of times to their ability to make us laugh with their best “dad joke.”

You'll be hard pressed not to smile at this rundown of the best dad jokes - just in time for Father's Day

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You’ll be hard pressed not to smile at this rundown of the best dad jokes – just in time for Father’s DayPhoto credit: Getty

But what exactly makes a joke count as a “dad joke”?

According to the Oxford English Dictionary, it is “an unoriginal or unfunny joke of a kind supposedly told by men of middle age or older”.

Here we run 15 of our favorites — and you’ll be hard pressed not to smile this Father’s Day.

What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?

Where’s popcorn?

My wife said I never buy her flowers. I didn’t even know she sold flowers.

Dad, did you get a haircut?

No, I cut them all!

I don’t trust stairs. They always have plans.

What did one hat say to the other?

Stay here! I go ahead

This graveyard looks crowded.

People have to die to get in.

What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?

Yellow.

I used to play the piano by ear.

Now I use my hands.

What does a bee brush its hair with?

A honeycomb.

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay, he woke up.

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse.

How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?

Nothing, it’s on the house.

Don’t trust atoms. They make everything!

I wouldn’t buy anything with velcro. It’s a total rip off.

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What did the coffee report to the police?

A raid.

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Jessica MacLeish

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