If, on Wednesday evening, you discovered your self needing a distraction from the events unfolding in Washington, D.C., Fox had one to supply: celebrities dressed like numerous animals and meals merchandise, shaking their booties with abandon.
The Masked Dancer settled into its common time slot on Wednesday, bringing with it 5 new contestants who tried to stay nameless to the viewers at residence. Earlier than you drop your newest guesses within the feedback, let’s recap who we met in Episode 2:
SLOTH | For many of Sloth’s clue bundle and efficiency, I used to be pretty sure he was Glee‘s Matthew Morrison: The phrase “Glee” confirmed up on a toothpaste tube; his choreography included the L-on-forehead “loser” image that appeared on many a Glee poster; and he performed a physician on Gray’s Anatomy, if that’s what the “D.R.” identify tag in his bundle is meant to counsel. Plus, although his routine began out a little bit sluggish and goofy, it ramped as much as some extra intricate footwork within the second half, and it seems Sloth can dance fairly nicely!
However Sloth’s Phrase Up clue — “Broadway,” which might additionally apply to Morrison, and any variety of his Glee castmates — appeared to characteristic a definite accent, which Morrison doesn’t possess. Sloth might have simply been making an attempt to confuse us, however I’m going again to the drafting board on this guess — and there are nonetheless another clues, like chemical compounds getting blended in beakers and the quantity “13” on a purple Solo cup, that don’t add up simply but.
ICE CUBE | Crimson herrings abound in Ice Dice’s clue bundle, just like the phrases “actual time” (a la Invoice Maher’s HBO sequence) and “make it work” (a la Undertaking Runway). However although judges Brian Austin Inexperienced and Paula Abdul do guess Maher and Tim Gunn, respectively, it’s Ken Jeong who makes the identical guess I’ve: Invoice Nye the Science Man.
Along with clues just like the periodic desk of components and a bag full of money payments, Ice Dice’s bundle features a pair of ballet slippers — and as Wikipedia has knowledgeable me, Nye holds a U.S. patent for pointe sneakers! His Phrase Up trace (“’90s icon”), basic lankiness and — with nothing however respect! — so-so dance potential (which he additionally showcased on Dancing With the Stars again in 2013) appear to seal the deal: It’s gotta be Nye, no?
ZEBRA | Ample boy band references apart, Zebra appears to be an athlete — a race automobile driver, maybe? — who has since pivoted to politics and/or a profession in Hollywood. My preliminary guess? NASCAR competitor Ryan Newman, who has a partnership with Oscar Mayer (the recent canine costume clue!) and has acquired assist from President Trump (“Now the president is aware of my identify!”); he was additionally concerned in an accident on the Daytona 500 final yr, which might account for a few of Zebra’s clues about “operating on a low gasoline tank” or desirous to “shift again into the next gear.”
Alternatively, not one of the numbers in Zebra’s bundle — just like the quantity “3” on a bronze-looking medal, or the quantity “11” — appear to instantly tie to Newman’s profession, nor does he seem to have the political or showbiz aspirations that Zebra indicated. I’m feeling a bit misplaced on this one (and acquired no assist from Zebra’s cha-cha, which was extra like… wild thrashing?), however we’ve nonetheless acquired a Phrase Up clue — “comeback” — to assist us out.
COTTON CANDY | Ooh, Cotton Sweet is not right here to fiddle, mates. Woman can dance, as indicated not simply by her beautiful routine — which featured aerial acrobatics! — but in addition by her entrance to the stage, through which she and her posse did some completely synchronized leg pops.
Like choose Ashley Tisdale, I assumed Cotton Sweet is perhaps Julianne Hough, however her Phrase Up Clue (“primetime”) didn’t sound very similar to Hough in any respect. Different clues we’ve to work with: a breakfast platter, a chalk drawing of a wizard hat, a clock with the letters L-I-F-E the place 12, 9, 6 and 5 ought to be, and cupcakes embellished with lips and eyelashes.
MOTH | And at last, we’ve acquired Moth, who tells us she went from being comparatively unknown to showing in tabloids with the president. (Whether or not or not that’s President Trump isn’t made clear.) We’ve additionally acquired a field labeled “Garments,” a photograph of the Capitol constructing (yikes, the timing), math equations, and a portray of a nun with a halo over her head. And although a number of the clues fairly clearly level to Monica Lewinsky — the scandal, her second act as a social activist — that appears a little bit too simple at this level, no?
On the finish of the episode, Ice Dice is unmasked — and certainly, it’s Invoice Nye! Wednesday’s episode has principally left me feeling like World’s Lamest Detective, so I’ll take this victory (and share it with Ken Jeong).
OK, your flip! Who do you suppose Sloth, Zebra, Cotton Sweet and Moth actually are? And did you guess Nye’s identification appropriately, too? Inform us beneath!