Caring for your little one can be an all-consuming task that leaves you rarely a moment to yourself – and you can forget about going to the bathroom alone without your toddler following you for company.
But that only gets more complicated when you venture outside the house — as one mom found out on a nightmarish shopping spree.
The American mum shared her experience on Facebook page Momstrosity, explaining how she lost “whatever dignity she had” in a bathroom at her local destination.
As soon as she arrived at the store, the mother, who had her two four-year-old twin sons in tow, realized that she had to go to the bathroom. Not the best start so far.
After finding out the disabled toilet (which had more room for all three) was out of order, the mother had to squeeze into a single cubicle with her two boys – and to make matters worse, it dawned on her that “Aunt Flo had entered the building .”
Despite her best efforts to distract the twins, her sons immediately started shrieking, “MAMA, YOU HAVE BLOOD ON YOU” and “BLOOD IS COMING OUT OF YOUR BOOTY!”
At this point, the embarrassed woman heard someone in the next cubicle doing their best to stifle her laughter.
Although she tried to calm them down, the two boys discussed getting their mother a band-aid before deciding that calling an ambulance would be the best course of action.
Though she tried to tell him that “this is normal for mummies and women” and that it “looks scary but it’s okay,” the boys then asked if she had a cut on her “Bee-jina.” adorable.
As she hatched an “escape plan,” one of her sons stuck his head out of the cabin to tell a stranger that his mother was “bleeding really badly from her prey.”
Needless to say, the mother continued, “At this moment I want to die.
“I shove her out of the cabin to find a precious elderly woman at the sink with tears of laughter streaming down her face.”
She joked: “As you might have guessed, I didn’t make it home today with detergent and baby socks. And not with my dignity either.”
Unsurprisingly, the parental horror stories sent the site’s 27,000 followers into hysteria.
One replied, “Children shred dignity. They do!”
Another added: “You. poor. Thing. Bleeding from cuts on your booty bee jina AND your dignity! To die.”
https://www.the-sun.com/lifestyle/250875/mum-twins-ambulance-bleed-booty/ Mum in hysteria after her twin sons, 4, threatened to call an ambulance after seeing her ‘bleeding from her booty’