Audio porn actually gave Miriam Margolyes a headache

Audio porn, fake orgasms and swearing – Miriam Margolyes didn’t hold back for another X-Rated appearance on This Morning.

The Harry Potter actress revealed some of the more challenging moments in a world away from Hogwarts as she proved she really is the gift that keeps on giving on daytime television.

Speaking to Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby on Monday’s episode of the ITV show, she said: “It was audio, not visual. I did it with a microphone – with, no, with a microphone.

“Sexy Sonya: Leaves From My Schoolgirl Diary – it was just a nasty episode that people could take home and feast on.

“I found it tiring because you have to breathe heavily all the time to simulate orgasm, which a lot of women have to do anyway. I found it very tiring. I came home with a headache.

“I don’t know what the engineer was thinking! I put my whole soul into it.’

Holly and Phil laughed at Miriam’s story, which came after she dropped a four-letter word on national television just after noon.

The 81-year-old star caught herself just as she was about to swear, insisting, “Ooh, I gotta take care of myself!”

Phil insisted that everyone “loves it when you just let it rip,” but Miriam explained that while she doesn’t like “pissing” people with swear words, she dropped an expletive at the perfect time.

“It upsets some people, and I don’t want to upset people, because all life sucks right now, it’s really awful,” she said, as Phil and Holly burst out laughing, and she quickly apologized to viewers.

“Oh,” Miriam added, realizing what she had done when the hosts were howling over her mishap. ‘I let myself down, I’m sorry. I just want to make people happy! I apologize to everyone for that word!’

She also had a funny moment while discussing personal hygiene, admitting that during her research interview she told a This Morning crew member to make sure he washed “everywhere”, including between his legs.

Phil quipped, “Oddly enough, Dylan just handed in his resignation!”

Never change, Miriam!

This Morning airs weekdays at 10am on ITV.

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