102 Pick Up Lines to Break the Ice: Funny, Cheesy, and Terrifying

If you are looking for a relationship – or just seeing someone who is you Yes, really want to know – there’s a lot of pressure to make that first line great. Pick-up lines get a bad rap for being cheesy and frightening, but if you start your conversation with the right dose of interest and humor, you can end up scoring a date or a number. It’s always scary introducing yourself to someone new, whether it’s on an app or in person, as the possibility of rejection is part of the deal. The perfect knowingly bad opening joke can be a useful way to break the suspense and ice. So try one of these pick-up lines on the next object of your affection—just remember to keep them moving if they’re not interested.

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The 102 Best Pick Up Lines for Flirting, Fun and Romance

It’s hard to start a conversation, especially with someone you find attractive. Search the list below for the perfect pick-up line for your next night out.

The Cringe Pick Up Lines

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  1. Do you have WLAN? ‘Cause I totally feel a connection.
  2. If I got a nickel every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
  3. I would like to take you to the movies, but you are not allowed to bring your own snacks.
  4. are you australian ‘Cause you meet all my koalafications
  5. Do you know what’s on the menu? Menu.
  6. Her middle name must be Gillette. Because you are the best a man can get!
  7. you look so familiar Didn’t we take lessons together? I could have sworn we had chemistry.
  8. You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I’m super cheesy, you’re super hot and we belong together.
  9. We’ve met? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend [or boyfriend].
  10. Sorry, is your name chamomile? Because you look like hot tea!
  11. Knock Knock. Who’s there? When where. When where who? Tomorrow night, my house, you.
  12. Is it okay if I follow you out of here? My parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  13. Can you take me to the hospital? I just broke my leg falling for you.
  14. do you like star wars Because Yoda is only one for me.
  15. Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material!
  16. I’m not that good at holding conversations… is it ok if I hold your hand instead?
  17. If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine!
  18. Would you like to see a picture of a beautiful person? OK… let me find a mirror.
  19. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?
  20. do you play nintendo Because I think Wii look good together.
  21. I’m learning about important dates in history. Do you want to be one of them?
  22. I seem to have lost my phone number. can i have yours
  23. Cupid called. He told me to tell you he needs my heart back.
  24. If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
  25. Did I mention I’m writing a book? A phone book, to be precise… but it’s missing your number.
  26. Do you drink a lot of Sprite? Because you look so delicious!
  27. I would have said “god bless you” after that sneeze, but it looks like he already did.
  28. Are you a parking ticket? because you have fine written about you!

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Amazing but cheesy pick-up lines

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  1. Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem like Wright to me!
  2. I was wondering if you had an extra heart… because mine just got stolen.
  3. are you siri Because you autocomplete me!
  4. I hope you know CPR because it takes my breath away!
  5. If I had four quarters to give to the four most beautiful women in the world, you’d have a dollar!
  6. Hey, I’m microsoft. Can I sleep with you tonight?
  7. What’s that great perfume you’re wearing? Oh! is that just you I just can not get enough.
  8. Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean Claude Van Damned you’re sexy!
  9. I was dazzled by your beauty… You have to give me your name and number for insurance reasons.
  10. Have you seen Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
  11. hey you’re pretty and i’m cute Together we would be pretty cute.
  12. Let me guess, your middle name is Gillette, right? Because you are the best a man can get!
  13. Hello, I would like to introduce myself. My name is Mr. Right… Someone said you were looking for me?
  14. I’m confused…I thought happiness started with an H, but mine seems to start with a U.
  15. do you have neosporin I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  16. Life without you is like a broken pencil… totally pointless
  17. Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic and I don’t mind being lost at sea.
  18. If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you would be the McGorgeous.
  19. are you a cam ‘Cause every time I look at you, I smile.
  20. Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heartbeat?
  21. Excuse me, do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes
  22. Are you a loan? Because you piqued my interest!
  23. I’m in the mood for pizza. A pizza sheThis is!
  24. Excuse me, could you help me? I think there’s something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them from you.
  25. Are you a 45 degree angle? ‘Cause you’re a cutie!
  26. I don’t consider myself a hoarder, but I’d really like to keep you forever.
  27. You’re so cute, you could put Hershey’s out of business!

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Bad pick up lines only

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  1. I’m good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn’t have to figure out Y.
  2. I’m really glad I just got life insurance because when I saw you my heart stopped.
  3. If I had to rate you from 1 to 10 I would give you a 9 because I am the 1 you are missing.
  4. You must be jelly ’cause jam doesn’t jiggle like that.
  5. It must be a bank loan because you have my interest.
  6. I have 1 ply, I have 2 ply but all I really want is your re-ply.
  7. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  8. If you had a phaser on star trekyou would be ready to stun!
  9. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been looking for.
  10. Have you been covered in bees lately? I only accepted because you look cuter than honey.
  11. Did we just board the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like we’re going to a magical place.
  12. Are you just out of the oven? ‘Cause you’re hot
  13. If you were a chicken, you would be absolutely flawless.
  14. Have they revoked your driver’s license for driving all these guys crazy?
  15. Are you from Tennessee? ‘Cause you’re the only ten I see
  16. You must be a campfire. Because you’re super hot and I want more.
  17. My buddies bet me I couldn’t start a conversation with the most beautiful person around here. How should we spend their money?
  18. So here I am. What are your other two wishes?
  19. Remember me? Oh right, I only met you in my dreams.
  20. They must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking for Gouda tonight!
  21. I’m glad I remembered to bring my library card. ‘Cause I’m totally checking you out!
  22. If you were a vegetable, you would be a sweet cucumber!
  23. I’m not a mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Say something, give me yours and see what I can do with it.
  24. are you a time traveler Because I see you in my future!
  25. If you and I were socks we would make a great pair!
  26. Do you work at Dick? Because you’re sporting the goods!
  27. Are your parents bakers? Because you are a sweet cake!

Totally funny pick-up lines

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  1. Are you a long structure used to restrict water flow across rivers and underwater streams? Because daaaaaaaam!
  2. Your eyes are like IKEA. I’m totally lost in them.
  3. How much does a polar bear weigh? I don’t know either, but it breaks the ice. Do you want a drink?
  4. are you my attachment Because I have a weird feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
  5. Are you from France? Because Eiffel for you.
  6. Besides being stunningly beautiful, what do you do for a living?
  7. Kiss me if I’m wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?
  8. You owe me a drink. ‘Cause when I looked at you, I dropped mine!
  9. do you want a raisin No? Well, how about a date?
  10. You must have a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show my mother.
  11. I may not be a photographer, but I can totally imagine us being together.
  12. You must be a magician. ‘Cause every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
  13. Was your father a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
  14. I want our love to be like the number pi: irrational and infinite.
  15. Is your name Ariel? Because we created for each other.
  16. If you were words on a page, you would be the fine print.
  17. I am writing a term paper about the beautiful things in life and wanted to ask you if I could interview you.
  18. where have i seen you before Ah yes, now I remember. It was in the dictionary next to the word “beautiful”!
  19. I wasn’t always religious. But I am now because you are the answer to all my prayers.
  20. You must be exhausted because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

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